So, for Friday Fun the Friday before the election, I had in mind to a do a funny side by side comparison of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to figure out who would be a better Pure Romance consultant. Even giving him a pass on being a dude (we don’t have male consultants), I realized pretty quickly that he would fail the interview based on the fact that:
- He doesn’t use proper terminology. Sorry, Donald, but can’t say “pussy” at parties. Patty would freak.
- He also has a long history of becoming disinterested in a business venture when the going gets tough and dumping it. He’s basically millionaire entrepreneur equivalent of the woman that has repped for a bunch of different direct sales companies in the past, but always quits after a few months or a year. Not future Pure Romance leader material there at all.
While researching him a bit further, I came across pictures of the Trump Ocean Club International Hotel and Tower.
Trump Ocean Club International Hotel and Tower
It looks like this:
Looks like a sailboat, right? That creative and cool.
Let’s look at it from the back.
Yes, girls and boys, Trump built a 70 story vulva.
In world full of phallic shaped skyscrapers, the most politically incorrect presidential nominee in history is responsible for the largest work of feminist architecture in modern memory – maybe even in all of time.
I’m still not voting for him, but wow. #makingvaginasgreatagain